no one's ever happy with what they have.

i can't stand it when someone treats you like shit,

and you will still go back to them in a heartbeat.

is it called love?

or is it just ignorance?

you complain and you complain.

you cry and you're sad.

they're off saying they're better off without you,

smiling when you're gone,

laughing cause you're sad

ignoring you til it's convenient to reply.

and yet you still go back, the second they reply.

who does that?

I do that.

Wtf... Found this today online. What has our society come to, that a person needs to rip off their oven door and try and sell it for $100?

"Wow, good try. San Leandro, California police stopped a man after reports he tried to sell an HDTV at a Wal-Mart parking lot. However! It turned out to be a plastic-wrapped glass oven door with Sony and Best Buy stickers.

The man is suspected of trying to charge $100 for what appeared to be a 37-inch flat screen television. He had even stuffed electronic cables and a manual in the back.

San Leandro police Lt. Pete Ballew called it a variation on the old "rocks in a box" scam, in which a box is presented as containing new, expensive electronics for sale but is actually full of rocks." (via Gizmodo)

WTF is this?

Why... It's a Female Urinal.

Well, there's a lot of reasons I mean, roses only last like a couple weeks and that's if you leave them in water and they really only exist to be pretty. So that's like saying "My love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance."

But a potato!

Potatoes last for fucking ever, man in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack - that part alone makes it a good symbol. But there's more! There are so many ways to enjoy a potato! You can even make a battery with it! And that's like saying, "I have many ways in which I show my love for you." Potatoes may be ugly, but they're still awesome, so that's like saying "It doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you."