Wtf... Found this today online. What has our society come to, that a person needs to rip off their oven door and try and sell it for $100?

"Wow, good try. San Leandro, California police stopped a man after reports he tried to sell an HDTV at a Wal-Mart parking lot. However! It turned out to be a plastic-wrapped glass oven door with Sony and Best Buy stickers.

The man is suspected of trying to charge $100 for what appeared to be a 37-inch flat screen television. He had even stuffed electronic cables and a manual in the back.

San Leandro police Lt. Pete Ballew called it a variation on the old "rocks in a box" scam, in which a box is presented as containing new, expensive electronics for sale but is actually full of rocks." (via Gizmodo)

WTF is this?

Why... It's a Female Urinal.

Well, there's a lot of reasons I mean, roses only last like a couple weeks and that's if you leave them in water and they really only exist to be pretty. So that's like saying "My love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance."

But a potato!

Potatoes last for fucking ever, man in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack - that part alone makes it a good symbol. But there's more! There are so many ways to enjoy a potato! You can even make a battery with it! And that's like saying, "I have many ways in which I show my love for you." Potatoes may be ugly, but they're still awesome, so that's like saying "It doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you."

Yea... That's Pete Doherty...

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只剩下鋼琴陪我談了一天

睡著的大提琴

安靜的舊舊的

我想你已表現的非常明白

我懂我也知道

你沒有捨不得

你說你也會難過我不相信

牽著你陪著 我也只是曾經

希望他是真的比我還要愛你

我才會逼自己離開

你要我說多難堪

我根本不想分開

為什麼還要我用微笑來帶過

我沒有這種天份

包容你也接受他

不用擔心的太多

我會一直好好過

你已經遠遠離開

我也會慢慢走開

為什麼我連分開都遷就著你

我真的沒有天份

安靜的沒這麼快

我會學著放棄你

是因為我太愛你...

Translation:

Only the piano accompanies me throughout the day. The cello that's sleeping is silent and worn.

I think you've made yourself clear. I know and I'm sure, that there is no reluctance in you.

You say that you're broken-heart as well, but I don't believe it. Though I held your hands and we were together, it's all history.

I hope that he really loves you more than I do, only then can I force myself to leave you.

You want a farewell, but I still can't let you go. Why do you expect me to smile and pretend like nothing has happened? I don't have that talent, embracing you and accepting him.

But don't worry too much about me, I'll survive and live well.

You've already become distant, I will slowly walk out of your life. Why is it that I have to accommodate you even when we're apart? I really don't have the ability, silence takes time.

But I will learn to give you up only because I still love you...

Today would be the first time we met,
That’s what you always say.
You can’t hear me, I always talk to you with your back facing me
All I can do is love you from afar.
Just today, if I can ask you how you are doing
Would you answer me? Hug me?
I can't reach you, touch you, hold you
I'm going to meet you in my dreams again tonight
Even in my dreams people disapprove
They say I'm crazy. But if I erase the world that would make you mine.
Why would I lose you to anybody else?
I'll make it so that you'll only look at me
I'll give you everything when we kiss
I'll give you everything so that you can never leave me.
I'll keep you in my cold heart…

It is strange when you are hurting from rejection, to hear someone say move on things will be fine. No matter how much you love him, He never loves u back. For all those wondering what went wrong Just stop wondering say it really aloud "HE IS JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU". Only when one stops chasing and pursing someone who doesn't love you, will you open the door to that perfect person who will love you back with the same intensity that you will love him.

Not Anymore - Letoya Luckett